Greetings and Felicitations! Guess what! There's a parasite feeding off my sister and it's living in her stomach! It's made her swell up like a basketball! The worst part is, is that when it finally comes out my sister is going to have to give it a name (they've never seen this parasite before) feed it (apparatley it's against the law to kill it once it comes out) clothe it (yeah cuz the parasitereally has to stay warm, pfft) and take care of it for at least 18 years!! If you haven't guessed yet my sis is having a BABY!!! You know the thing that keeps the human race thriving, striving and destroying ourselves as fast as we can? Yeah one of those. It's kind of late on the whole news front but meh *shrugs* I just got to it. Kate's due on February 26th! Twenty-four days after my own birthday! isn't that great? isn't that grand? Hell yeah! If it's a boy the name will be: Connor Lee James Nash (CJ for short) If it's a girl the name will be: Kaitlynn-Marie Nash [After me!(kiss-a-me for short)] Yay pooping screaming utterly dependant person of the world!!
GaRblEd bY
Liz
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