Gobbledygook

gob·ble·dy·gook or gob·ble·de·gook noun
language that is difficult or impossible to understand, especially either nonsense or long-winded technical jargon (informal disapproving)

Do you remember the oh so sweet and innocent days of your childhood? When you knew nothing about sex or condoms and HIV was just one letter short of a bee hive? The days when you had no idea what period or a penis was.
Well those days are gone dead and kaput. Not just for me or you but for this generation of children as well.
You can blame TV or videogames or whatever influence you like, but the fact of matter is: kids are not the sweet and oblivious children you'd like to think they are. Take away the satellite and nintendo and it won't change anything. I, for one, was not corrupted by the Simpsons or the Mario Brothers, no that great and prestigious honor was left up to my sister, nine years my senior.
I won't bother you with the details, but let's just leave it at this: by the time I was nine years old, my sister had dunked my brain so deeply in the gutter that I figured out what '69' was by looking, just looking, at a yin yang. Yeah.
I'm sure a lot of people are surprised to find that they need to worry more about what the older siblings are teaching they younger, forget bad words and habits, they're actually giving them the precursor to Sex-Ed! Sure, not all your highschool students are going around and whispering to they're younger brother or sister, "Hey guess what," but somehow, someway, maybe even someone, has given kids a bigger piece of the 'birds and the bees' pie than you wanted.
For example, the other day I'm sitting in my sixth hour class, after everyone else but two other students have left, (We all had 7th hour off) when one girl brings up how her teacher started talking about a situation she walked into with her niece and her niece's friend. Apparently this teacher had walked into her nieces room to find nice game of doctor going on. She caught her with her panties down and her skirt up, and her little friend (a boy obviously) had a spoon.

Yes, you heard right a spoon.

When asked what he was doing the little boy replied, "I just wanted to see what would fit in there."



Holy.
Shit.


Fortunately, the teacher had walked in before the little boy had the time to play 'spoon peg, round vagina'.

Doctor games are being played at this very moment all over the country, and someone isn't always going to walk in on time; or at all for that matter.
The children of America are growing up fast and smart, when this generation reaches highschool they'll being going in with a very full education.

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